Wednesday 9 December 2015

Weather


As most of my readers are aware, and for those that are not, the Top End has just hit the beginning of the Wet season, the monsoonal weather that brings the place back to life again for near 6 months. Monsoon, Wet season, whatever you choose to call it, there’s lots of rain. Some of it comes in to my caravan.

The first night that I slept out on the block through a storm I felt like the caravan was going to blow away. The tarpaulin I’d put up turned into a giant sail making the caravan rock like there was an earthquake. With the tarp raised so high it let all the rain in and it dripped on to my expensive jacket from the ceiling. I removed everything from that area and stuck a bowl under the leak and went back to sleep. The lesson learned from that night was be prepared for any leaks and tie the tarpaulin down better.

The second storm the caravan copped I wasn’t even there. But it was windy enough to blow the caravan off the jack and block and the tow frame hit the dirt, the caravan then being on a lovely slant. I looked at the distance between the ground and the highest place I could jack it up from and was pretty certain I wasn’t about to make the caravan level again for the night.

So naturally that night there was a storm. And there I am, sleeping at the most bizarre angle to prevent myself from rolling out of bed and the rain starts pouring in from around the air conditioner. With the changed angle of the caravan it gave an opportunity for the rain to be able to leak in where it ordinarily wouldn’t. The dog slept under the bed. She warned me twice that a big storm was coming. I told her not to be a sook and that it would go around us. Dog was right, I was wrong. Every time lightning struck I could see how much the rain was pelting down.

The leak that revealed itself on the first rainy night needed fixing to prevent any worsening of the damage inside. I tossed up between a fibreglass repair kit and bitumen strips. Bitumen strips won as it was cheaper and there was less stuffing around. The packet said ‘permanent’ and ‘suitable for caravans’ so I was on a winner and that afternoon I parked the landcruiser as close to the caravan as I could get it, climbed up onto it and applied the bitumen strips to any holes or cracks in the roof I could see. This is the point where I discovered that my entire caravan roof was rooted. Plan B of a lean-to was not going to work. Plan B was tek-screw some C-section onto the roof and tek-screw the tin to that. Plan A was a steel structure that would later be the carport for the first house. I couldn’t afford the steel, my tin is on a neighbouring station on the back of a truck where it’s been for 2 months and the bloke who was hopefully going to help me build it is impossible to pin down for half a day. So now I’m at Plan C but that’s probably not going to happen either… I’m such a cynic!

On hot nights I don’t even bother to sleep inside the caravan. It’s not worth it. I sleep outside in my cute, little camp bed with a mozzie net and a burning mozzie coil on the step ladder a safe distance from it. If there’s a breeze, that’s great. If not, stiff biscuits. But I awake to the sound of birds when the sun begins to rise. I get up, I get ready for work, I get bored, I go to work over an hour early.

If I’m tired and need a nap there’s no chance I will risk a migraine by sleeping in the camp bed in the heat of the day. The Prado with the air conditioning running solves that problem… Till my neck gets sore.

Over time I will either adjust life to cater for the varying weather situations or just simply do more house sitting. Meh, I like the house sitting bit the most I think.






Camp bed


Tigger's caravan has fallen down
 

Thursday 26 November 2015

Introduction


They say that camping for three days straight will reset your body clock. I say they’re right. My body clock is reset after spending a week camping. I go to bed when the sun sets, I wake when the sun rises. I cook dinner on a hexamine tablet fuelled trangia and light my way with torches and solar powered garden lights. I sleep underneath a mozzie dome on a bed I picked up cheap. My toilet is a set distance or further from the camp. I hand crank my laundry in a camping washing machine and hang it out to dry on my rickety clothes horse. All my foods are dry goods including the milk, which is powdered. Mozzie coils keep me sane and no lights are used after sunset to avoid the barrage of bugs.

You may think this scene idyllic, what a joy it would be to be able to camp so peacefully and for so long. Let’s rub the shine right off that though, shall we? Because it’s not. This is my life. And this is my journey from living out of a dilapidated caravan and eventually into house of some variation and then much further down the path into a home I’ve designed and mostly built for myself. I will be camped out for the better part of 2016. And November 2015 is only the beginning.

I shower at work so that I may wash properly and I fill up my meagre water supply from here too. The cogs in my head are constantly turning “how can I afford the next step?”… “How do I make this work better for me?”… It never ends. People don’t see my thoughts and many, therefore, think I don’t have any. I make lists, I run sums; I give myself timelines, goals and regimes. Every waking moment that’s not spent working my job is thinking about how to make my dream happen. And for a lot of it, like almost EVERY SINGLE ADULT IN THIS WORLD, I’m just winging it and hoping it will all work out.

So whilst I’ve set the scene, I will leave you with that, for I am house sitting and enjoying the comforts that a majority of the people in the Top End enjoy and take for granted… Air conditioning.